Italy’s representative at Epcot’s Festival of the Holidays goes on trial. ITALY PAVILION, EPCOT, FL — After a shocking ruling, well-known Christmas character La Befana will no longer appear at Epcot’s Italy Pavilion and Spa during the Festival of the Holidays. The beloved storyteller has been found guilty by the Reedy Creek District Court of…
![Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay brings his folksy, G-rated charm to Epcot. Photo by gordon-ramsay [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/gordon-ramsay-does-disney-768x432.jpg)
Disney events are rarely rated For Mature Audiences Only. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Epcot’s Food and Wine Festival and Spa just got a little more interesting. Disney officials have announced that due to a “cake decorating incident,” the October 6th Sunday Brunch with the Chef celebrity host Buddy Valastro will be replaced. Instead, the…
No word yet on Sunflower the centaur or Dumbo‘s Jim Crow. BURBANK, CA — The Internet has been blowing up with stories about Disney+ being tested in the Netherlands. While most fans are excited to be able to stream real Disney classics like Condorman and The Boatniks, one loyal Uncle Walt’s Insider fan anonymously [Thanks,…
![Kevin from Up, who is definitely a girl bird, unless xe decides otherwise. Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/kevin-up-768x432.jpg)
There goes his social justice merit badge, too. PARADISE FALLS — Russell, the beloved Wilderness Explorer from the movie Up, is an Explorer no more. The latest to be targeted by the so-called “cancel culture,” Russell was banned from the organization following complaints of misgendering. Kevin, the exotic bird found by Russell and Carl Fredricksen on…
Perhaps the scariest villain ever in the Disney parks! ANAHEIM, CA — At recently-concluded D23 Expo and Spa, Disney (the company) announced an all new attraction themed to the beloved movie Mary Poppins. In the attraction (to be built at Epcot since Brexit is dragging on so much), guests will join with Mary Poppins, Bert,…