Note: Replace this with something funny and witty. Or not. Today’s question: “Hey Walt, what do you think of Walt Disney World becoming an all-inclusive resort? What are the pros and cons?” Submitted by George K., Winter Haven, FL HI George, Thanks for asking. When we first broke the news, people cried about corporate greed,…
![Artist's concept of the Great Epcot Congressional Uprising of 2020. Photo from Library of Congress [public domain] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/disney-hall-of-congress-brawl-768x432.jpg)
They should have known not to give them competing programming. EPCOT, FL — A recent AI software upgrade at Disney’s Hall of Congress, located in the dark alley behind the American Adventure Pavilion, led to an all-out brawl between the Democrat and Republican animatronic figures. The upgrade happened before the park opened, and Disney Imagineers…
![She probably meant to say the Palestine Pavilion. Epcot photo [CC0] via Pixabay; AOC photo by nrkbeta [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/aoc-epcot-israel-pavilion-768x432.jpg)
“The emptiness of space is very much a focus of my brain,” — AOC, probably EPCOT, FL — In the midst of Epcot’s many issues — closings, construction, apartment complexes — comes a new hiccup: government meddling. Yes, now even the new Space 220 restaurant is in jeopardy after a U.S. Representative questioned its safety….
![The Holy Land -- wheeeeeee! - Experience. Photo by Zfigueroa [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/holy-land-experience-adding-thrill-rides-768x432.jpg)
Out with the King James Version, in with the drums and smoke machines. ORLANDO, FL — Orlando’s #1 [Ed.: Hashtag 1? What does that mean?] tourist attraction, The Holy Land Experience, is making even more drastic changes to grow their attendance. In addition to adding new thrill rides, the park is also changing signage and…
You didn’t think you’d get to keep him, did you? NEVARRO — [Ed.: We have inside sources on Nevarro? Wow.] The holiday season’s favorite store, Build-A-Bear, is back in the news. This time, they will soon allow guests to build their own version of The Child, aka Baby Yoda, aka [redact]Yadda[/redact]! Fans of the character…