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Farewell, Baby Yoda. We barely knew ye. Photo © 2019 Disney.

Opinion: They shouldn’t have killed Baby Yoda in the next episode

Seriously, what were they thinking? UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD -- Disney+'s original series in the Star Wars universe, The Mandalorian, has introduced pop culture to the lovable unnamed character pictured above. Referred to online as "Baby Yoda," he has sparked endless memes and internet references.  And he's about to die. A preview screening copy Your humble author was provided with an advance screening copy of Week 7's episode of The Mandalorian, which will be released to the public tomorrow. Normally I try not to have ...
December 19, 2019 by Marty in Other
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(Step)Moms Panel: You’re so great, should we trust the real Moms Panel?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: The information you provide is wildly different from the Disney Moms Panel. Your advice seems timely and solid. Should I trust what the official panel says? Is their advice worth the paper it’s written on?” - Michael S., ...
December 18, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Marty swears this was taken at Disneyland. He's not great with selfies. Photo by Marty, used without permission.

Marty’s Disneyland trip debriefing

Marty's back from California! Here's what he found at Disneyland last week. UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD -- Our own writer and ink & paint specialist Marty is back from his trip to Disneyland! [Marty: It feels weird to be referring to myself in the third person. Won't people notice that I'm the author of this article?] [Ed.: Just do it. None of the other regulars want to interview you, and we're not hiring someone else to handle it -- especially after you ...
December 17, 2019 by Marty in California
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(Step)Moms Panel: I think I spotted Marty at Disneyland

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm pretty sure I saw Marty at Disneyland this week. He looked a lot like his photograph, and was wearing an 'Uncle Walt's Insider' button. And he was hanging around churro carts trying to get people to buy ...
December 14, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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(Step)Moms Panel: Did I just eat squid?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I recently tried calamari at a seafood restaurant for the first time and loved it. But then someone told me 'calamari' is a fancy name for squid. Ew. Is that true?" - Leila B, Winnipeg ON Walt: Hi Leia, thanks ...
December 11, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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