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(Step)Moms Panel: With the Jungle Cruise sinking, is Disney Cruise Line safe?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I was considering going on Disney Cruise Line with my family, but I just heard about the Jungle Cruise boat sinking. Can I trust that the cruise ship is safe?" - Lauren T., Braddock, PA VA X: Hi Lauren, thank ...

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for March 1

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOM'S PANEL: WHERE IS THE RESTAURANT IN WALT DISNEY WORLD? - Hey, the (Step) Mom's Panel doesn't write the questions - usually - but we'll answer them! Tuesday UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER FOOD BLOG: JOFFREY'S IN-ROOM COFFEE - Our food experts tackle the most important meal of the day -- coffee! Wednesday BREAKING: ALL FUTURE DISNEY CEO'S TO BE NAMED "BOB" - Yet another instance of the company passing ...

March 1, 2020 by Marty in Uncategorized

From Disney CEO Bob to From Disney CEO Bob. Picture © 2020 Disney.

BREAKING: All future Disney CEO’s to be named “Bob”

Bob Iger passes on the secret handshake and the keys to Walt's cryogenic vault to Bob Chapek. BURBANK, CA -- With the naming of Bob "Robert" Chapek as the new CEO of the Disney Company, the tradition continues of having only people named "Bob" as the chief executive for the company. Rooted in a desire to honor the company's founder, Bob "Walt" Disney, the tradition first really took hold with the naming of Bob "Michael" Eisner in 1984 and his replacement Bob ...

February 26, 2020 by Marty in Other

(Step)Moms Panel: “Where is the restaurant in Walt Disney World?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Where is the restaurant in Disney World?” - Kumud, NJ X: I'm pretty sure that the Restaurant is at the End of the Universe. So, I would say you need some sort of interplanetary vessel to get there. I would ...

February 24, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for February 23

A new feature where you can see what you missed while doing something much less important, and we get cheap, easily created filler content that will get us more clicks. Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOM'S PANEL: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PASTIES? - A dear reader offers the (Step) Mom's Panel food (we think). This is something all of you should do! Tuesday BREAKING: TREE OF LIFE STRIKES OIL - Disney took a big risk in using an oil derrick as ...

February 23, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight