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The Earring has to keep six feet away from Joe Rohde. BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring may have been exposed to a person infected with the coronavirus. The famed Imagineer fashion accessory and presidential candidate is in quarantine, and must keep at least six feet from Joe Rohde. Fortunately, Rohde’s earlobe can be stretched…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m ready to get back to work. When do you think…
How does a churro from a Mexican restaurant stand up to those found at the Disney parks? Droopy. ROCHESTER, WA — When you can’t visit the parks because you’re stuck at home in the age of social distancing, an authentic Churro will have to do. You, like us, have come to adore the churros at…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’ve seen a lot of groups like Voices of Liberty and…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Everyone seems to be asking you questions about themselves and how…