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If you see any viruses there, report them to the nearest Cast Member. Photo by Thomas photography [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.

More lessons from visiting reopened Disney Springs

More advice for inserting yourself among other diseased Disney guests DISNEY SPRINGS, FL -- In part one of our unexpectedly two-part series (we're really hurting for material with the theme parks closed), we gave some advice on what to expect when visiting Disney Springs in the wake of the coronavirus. Yes, we took on the danger for you, our readers. We walked around for literally minutes and even saw a couple of other masked people from a distance! You'll be happy to ...
May 23, 2020 by Marty in Florida
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If you see any viruses there, report them to the nearest Cast Member. Photo by Thomas photography [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.

Disney Springs reopens! What you need to know

Practical advice for inserting yourself among other diseased Disney guests DISNEY SPRINGS, FL -- Disney Springs has reopened, without much coverage and fanfare. A few guests popped in to see if there were any sales, and to enjoy a churro. Many folks seem to be hesitant, though, waiting to see what happens after the reopening. (In other words, do the few who visit go home and immediate die a screaming death in agony?) Well, Uncle Walt's Insider is here to provide answers! We've ...
May 22, 2020 by Walt in Florida
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: What is it with all these ‘Disneyland closing’ articles?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: First you (Step)Moms say Disneyland is not closing permanently. Then Uncle Walt's Insider says it is closing permanently. Then yesterday they issue a correction saying it isn't closing permanently. Who do I believe? Is Disneyland closing for good or ...
May 21, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Now no one will ever take us seriously. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

CORRECTION: Disneyland is NOT closing permanently

Oops. ANAHEIM, CA -- Never mind. Sorry. Were you looking forward to seeing orange groves there again? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt's in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and tell everyone you know! Cover photo: Now no one will ever take us seriously. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.
May 20, 2020 by Marty in California
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The land will be converted back to orange groves, we're guessing. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

BREAKING NEWS: DISNEYLAND TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY

Not a surprise. No one's gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA -- The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing "(Step)Moms" yesterday, officials at the Disney Company announced today that the Disneyland Resort will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure is because the park has become extremely unpopular. No official numbers are available, but some sources are report that NO ONE has visited Disneyland for almost two months! ...
May 19, 2020 by Walt in California
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