Controversial changes to the Fab Five and the Mickey Mouse Club. BURBANK, CA — The Roaring 20s are back, after almost a century. With pandemics, division, and cynicism all around, darker approaches to storytelling are all the rage. Even popular, positive characters are being given gritty reboots. (See, for example, the recent Batman and Superman…
![Is Minnie still alive? Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/minnie-death-a-hoax-question-mark-768x432.jpg)
Guests report seeing Minnie Mouse since her supposed demise earlier this week. DISNEYLAND, CA — Less than one week after Uncle Walt’s Insider reported that a feral cat had eaten Minnie Mouse, some guests report seeing Minnie alive and well in the park. This is not only extremely suspicious, but raises several questions. What really…
![Disneyland Ambassador Lucifer, post-prandium. Photo by Jean [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/feral-cat-eats-minnie-768x432.jpg)
Disneyland’s feline rodent control program works a little too well. ANAHEIM, CA — Fans of Walt Disney’s original Magic Kingdom know that the park plays host to dozens of feral cats. The cats are not only tolerated, but fed and cared for, as they help keep the park free from rodents. Apparently, though, they were…
![Vintage characters return to Disneyland next year! Photo by matterhorn [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] via Disney Wikia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/vintage-mickey-mouse-costume-2-768x432.jpg)
Modern guests will relive the nostalgia and mental trauma of Disneyland’s early years! ANAHEIM, CA — The Disneyland Resort and Spa will celebrate its 65th anniversary next year, and the celebration promises to be something special! Disneyland President Josh D’Amaro announced Friday that the year will be “retro all the way,” so that guests will…