Our Uncle Walt is at Walt Disney World — but no one else is! This is the first installment of Walt’s trip report from inside the (closed) gates. What is Walt Disney World like during a shutdown? Our own Uncle Walt explores this question in a very special four-part series of What Would Walt Do?…
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It’s the next best thing to being there. LITTLE ROCK, AR — Darlene Burke, a Little Rock mother of four, has changed her mind about going to Walt Disney World. And not just for the short term. “We had a trip planned for May, after the kids got out of school,” Burke explains. “But with…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: “Being out of work with the COVID-19 outbreak, I am thinking…
“Smoking never brought the world to a standstill.” BURBANK, CA — As we continue to quarantine ourselves in our office in Svalbard, we’re hearing news that Disney is hard at work adding cigarettes back into the various photos of Walt Disney. It’s no secret that Disney (the company) worked hard at trying to cover up…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Okay, so I’m cooped up in the house with my kids…