“You’re dumb. Very dumb. But you’ve met your match in me.” – Col. Flagg MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Disney fans watching the parade at the opening night of the 2019 Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party were shocked to see a new “villain”: Colonel Samuel Flagg. Flagg, a recurring character on the long-running sitcom M*A*S*H,…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: “Do we need proof of vaccinations before going to Galaxy’s Edge?”…
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Even the world’s #1 vacation destination misses an electric bill payment now and then. DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Officials at the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa & Bottling Factory were left scrambling late Monday night after their power was shut off. The power outage across the resort was due to a missed electric bill payment….
The D23 announcement has everyone dancing on one leg in anticipation! ANAHEIM, CA — More exciting news out of the D23 Expo at the Anaheim Convention Center. On Thursday of last week, Disney officials announced that Moana-themed restrooms are coming to Epcot! Officially described as an “attraction” called “Journey of Water,” the restrooms are part…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “I’m bringing a group of 82 teenagers from August 25 through 31, and we’re…