Our Uncle Walt is at Walt Disney World — but no one else is! This is the third installment of Walt’s trip report from inside the (closed) gates. DISNEY’S HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, FL — Hi loyal readers, thanks for asking. By now you’ve probably received a communication in the post that states that all Disney parks…
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The live action Lion King was a huge hit, so why not? BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios has announced that they have entered into an agreement with Netflix to shoot a live action remake of the hit documentary Tiger King. Starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the movie will follow the life, and eventual downfall, of…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I have a reservation for my family at Cinderella’s Royal Table…
What a bargain, right? SAN JOSE, CA — In an age of remote meetings, teleconferencing service Zoom has become indispensable to many people. So naturally Disney has bought it. In news that broke yesterday, the Walt Disney Company has acquired Zoom and is restructuring its pricing. Gone will be free unlimited 40-minute meetings. Instead, the…
The secrets behind another one of Disney’s best desserts! We’re stuck at home and trying to get articles out of items at hand. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Disney is known for their amazing food! Whether it’s steaks and cheddar cheese soup at Epcot’s Le Cellier, churros at Disneyland, or the chocolate soufflé in Disney…