![Epcot's new Body Wars: the Covid Mission. Photo by Edward Russell [CC BY 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/epcot-body-wars-covid-edition-768x403.jpg)
Instead of investigating a splinter, you’ll be fighting a virus of some sort. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Finally, some good Covid-related news! No, there’s no vaccine yet. Yes, people are still panicking. But we’ll get a really cool Disney ride back! Body Wars is coming back to Epcot! Not sure how this will work…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Will we see a cure for stupidity in our lifetime?” – Timothy…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: HOW DO I JOIN THE (STEP)MOMS PANEL? – Do you have what it takes to join the elite UWI (Step)Moms? Of course not, but we’ll humor you. Tuesday EPCOT’S CANADA PAVILION’S BORDERS REMAIN…
The beloved classic has more views than Hamilton! BURBANK, CA– Word has gotten out that Walt Disney’s classic film Song of the South is now available on Disney+. While promised in the past, only now have subscribers been able to watch the movie, which features the stories of Uncle Remus in a mixture of live action…
![One of the many barricades in the Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. Photo by Michael Rivera [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/reedy-creek-autonomous-zone-barricade-768x403.jpg)
Lately its enforcers have even taken to wearing masks, so you know they’re up to no good. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Local officials today hinted that the days are numbered for Disney’s Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. The lawless area has been in place since the 1960’s, with its occupiers creating their own structures and…