Throw a few barricades and hand-painted signs in front of the security checkpoints, and they’re good to go! ANAHEIM, CA — Borrowing an idea from Seattle protestors, today the Disney Company declared the Disneyland Resort an “autonomous zone” and opened the parks. The move comes in defiance of a ban by California Governor Gavin Newsom…
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The Uncle Walt’s Insider team discusses what 2021 has in store for us. Marty: Do we really want to do a prediction article? I mean, it’s still December when we’re writing this. I’m not convinced we’re even going to make it to 2021. Walt: Marty, not if you keep eating those cookies from 2018 that…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: how often do u pee?” – joe, “here” Grogu: Marty: I’m with…
Yes, Boxing Day. Walt made us work on Christmas (“We work while others play!”), and then gave us Boxing Day “off.” But he’s making us help him move into his new condo instead. (Because it involves boxes, maybe? Not sure that’s what this day is about.) Uncle Walt’s will return soon with the latest and…
Nothing says “overbearing dictator” like denying citizens their Churros. ANAHEIM, CA — While Disney continues to box up Disneyland for the move to Texas, even bigger news has dominated the headlines. California Governor Gavin Newsom (D[highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]estroyer of Economies[/highlight]) is facing a recall from angry voters. Newsom’s previous orders, while strict, were at least…