Sorry for the inconvenience, folks! THE INTERNET — Disney’s website crased on Friday. Disney spokesperson Barry Poppins (no relation) confirms “Apparently our servers were overloaded. After we got everything back up, we looked at the logs, and all we saw were searches for ‘Escanaba’, ‘Upper Peninsula’, and, for some reason, ‘Jeff Daniels’. We’re not sure…
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We take a break from theme park news to talk with someone who feeds us theme park news. UNCLE WALT’S HEADQUARTERS — By now, our regular readers (all 3 of you) [Ed.: What? We’re up to 3? Woohoo!] probably feel like you already know Jun Disney (no relation), a Disney (the company) spokesperson frequently cited in our…
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Say Ya to da UP, eh! ESCANABA, MI — Following the recent discovery of a “Hidden Mickey” in a bowl of breakfast cereal, Disney has announced that they will be building a theme park just outside of Escanaba, Michigan. Escanaba? Seriously? Escanaba? Seriously. They said Escanaba. We caught up with Disney spokesperson Jun Disney (no…
Disney’s mischievous but lovable alien is celebrated around the globe each June 26. Today is the 26th day of June, but of course, you don’t need Uncle Walt’s Insider to tell you that! You were probably awakened by the sound of fireworks at a midnight and lots of loud revelers in the street — if…
Crowds have gathered to witness the uncommon sighting. ESCANABA, MI — “It’s a miracle!” That’s the viewpoint of Bailee McMahon of Escanaba, Michigan. The 36-year-old retail cashier and mother of two teenagers tells her story to Uncle Walt’s Insider: “I was sitting down to a quick breakfast before heading to my shift. It was a…