We’re very sorry for the mixup. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — In yesterday’s Uncle Walt’s Insider article, “Opinion: They shouldn’t have killed Baby Yoda in the next episode,” the author claimed to have received an advance copy of this week’s episode of The Mandalorian. The article complains of the needless death in the episode of such…
Seriously, what were they thinking? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Disney+’s original series in the Star Wars universe, The Mandalorian, has introduced pop culture to the lovable unnamed character pictured above. Referred to online as “Baby Yoda,” he has sparked endless memes and internet references. And he’s about to die. A preview screening copy Your…
We’re sure they had the idea first and Disney+ only copied them. Right. NEW YORK, NY — We’ve enjoyed Disney’s incredible video streaming service, Disney+, for over a week now. And apart from some devastating effects on the world’s economy, it’s been a big success. Well, apparently, sometime in the last week [Ed.: month? year?] NBCUniversal debuted…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m a subscriber to Disney+, but I’ve been reading articles that…
Trillions were lost as the world marketplace came to a standstill. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — They’re calling it the “Lost Tuesday.” Flights were canceled. Public transportation ground to a halt. World stock markets failed to open, and online trading was minimal. Busy financial districts and downtown economic centers became ghost towns. But did…