![Disney's Contemporary Resort, minus half of its rooms. Photo by Jared [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/disney-contemporary-resort-with-half-of-rooms-removed-768x403.jpg)
Finally, a use for the modular room design! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — For the first time in it’s 200-year history [Note: check that number before publication], Disney’s Giant Toaster Contemporary Resort and Spa has used its modular room design. But instead of removing the rooms for remodeling, every other room is being removed to aid…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: I’m sure you all have been back to WDW since it reopened….
![Disney's new Lion Tiger King live remake. Photo of cuddly kitty cats [Public Domain. Photo of slightly cuddly Dwayne Johnson by Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia. Photo of not-so-cuddly Hillary Clinton by Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/disney-live-tiger-king-768x432.jpg)
This is something the people are clamoring for, right? ANIMAL KINGDOM, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider is pleased to bring you this exclusive announcement from Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation): “Hey all you cool cats and kittens [Ed.: Shoot us now.], Jun Disney (the spokeswoman) [Ed.: no relation] from the Disney (the…
In spite of what you think you saw onscreen, he had Covid in his blood at time of death. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — A short statement released by the First Order confirms what many outlets have been reporting: Emperor Palpatine is dead from the coronavirus. The statement is below. The statement “The First Order sadly…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Where do you come down on the whole mask debate?” – Anthony…