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It’s not a new attraction; the driver just took a wrong turn. Or two. ANAHEIM, CA — Guests at Disneyland Park were treated to a rare sight yesterday: a narrowboat from Wales on the Rivers of America. Park officials were at a loss to explain the boat’s presence, but fortunately one of Uncle Walt’s Intrepid reporters…
Sure, normally we’d be shutting down for New Year’s Day. But after our Uncle Walt fired everyone for slacking off on Christmas Day, we need some talented reporters in here pretty quickly. And apparently there wasn’t as much of a backlog of pre-written articles as Walt thought. It turns out it’s hard to get talented…
That’s right, we’re not going to pretend it’s some other obscure holiday. Actually, our boss, Uncle Walt, actually expects us to be working today. But he never comes in the office on holidays himself; he just stays in his yurt drinking eggnog and eating eggnog-flavored churros.* So we’re taking advantage of the historically low park attendance…
A special “thank you” for your support over the decades. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love the holiday season, and this year we are especially grateful for you, our reader. [Ed.: By “you, our reader,” we mean the person reading this right now. We’re not suggesting that we only have…
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Here’s one trade secret that finally sees the light of day! CELEBRATION, FL — “Meet me in the alley to the left of Market Street Gallery if you want the recipe.” That was the note slipped to this reporter on a recent visit to Magic Kingdom. Could it be? Was the elusive recipe for the…