He took all their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings, Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — For decades, Disney has embraced the holidays, overloading their parks with festive garlands, lights, music, and shows. There were few places in the world that celebrated the season like Walt Disney World….
They’re really in demand. We should make a killing. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Our readers have been clamoring for new additions to the Uncle Walt’s Insider Online Mercantile, especially since we’ve run out of “Surf Svalbard” t-shirts and autographed Baby Yoda plushes. And so we proudly announce the following additions to our store:…
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It’s George Foreman’s favorite holiday! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Because Uncle Walt made us work answering a (Step) Moms Panel question yesterday, he’s graciously allowed us to take off Boxing Day today. We plan to spend the day watching all of the boxing match telecasts! How about you? Give him a left, you…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year. Will the (Step) Moms…
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No chimney? No Santa for you. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As “The Most Expensive Magical Place on Earth,” the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa continues to be the top vacation destination in the world. And many families love to visit during the Christmas Holiday season, enjoying all of the Christmas decorations and music that…