![Cover photo: Our first robot president signs another diktat. Photo by WillMcC [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia / ABC News.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/biden-animatronic-reopens-disneyland-768x403.jpg)
Even malfunctioning, it’s still more coherent than the real thing. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney Parks, Resorts & Spas officials have “taken advantage of a unique time in history,” Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned. “We know that there have been a flurry of executive orders being signed by Biden,” said our source, who wishes…
![President* Biden's animatronic in the Hall of President*s is already malfunctioning. Or is it? Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/biden-animatronic-already-malfunctioning-768x403.jpg)
It’s only recently been installed, but it seems to have the same glitches as on the campaign trail. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Magic Kingdom Park’s Hall of Presidents attraction is reportedly closed after the animatronic figure of President* Joe Biden began malfunctioning, less than ten days after it was installed. Reports from insiders say…
Oddly, it arrived back from the DNC in a box labeled “John Gill.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom already has a new occupant. President* Joe Biden’s animatronic was installed within minutes of his swearing-in. Normally the process of creating and installing a new presidential animatronic…
![The new Hall of Presidents, featuring a Trump vs. Biden Animatronic Cage Fight. Photo by elisfkc [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/hall-of-presidents-cage-match-768x403.jpg)
Perhaps this is how it should have been settled all along. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Magic Kingdom’s Hall of Presidents is in limbo. With the Hamilton Live: Featuring the Muppets! makeover on hold due to budgetary issues, and America’s future on hold due to political wrangling, Disney Imagineers have been debating what to…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: It looks like people are still fearful of getting the virus, and…