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(Step)Moms Panel: What do I get if I saw Uncle Walt in person?

UWI (Step)Moms Panel

The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

“Dear (Step)Moms: I think I saw Uncle Walt at Walt Disney World. Do I win a prize?” – Frona D., Greenvile NC

X:

Only if you bought him a churro. 

Harriet:

Just don’t go to Walt Disney World. Uncle Walt is already there without you.

Baby Yoda:

Marty:

You certainly deserve a prize for seeing him, Fiona. I haven’t seen Walt once since he headed for Florida. Believe me, not seeing him is its own reward.

Walt:

Hi Frieda, thanks for asking. Yes, you do. Marty will send you a signed picture.

Marty:

Notice he didn’t say a signed picture of what. So here’s Michael Berryman as the mutant biker from Weird Science (1985).

The original 8×10 can be yours for only $49.99 at this link

Ub:

We don’t get prizes, why should you? You have to earn it.

And when I get into office, there will be no more free prizes for such trivial things as having seen Walt traipsing around the parks to prove me wrong after I had said none of us had ever actually been to a theme park.

When I am in office, Walt will be required to take us to the parks once per quarter.

And then you can have a prize.

But until then, bye Felicia.

Marty:

I’m still not clear what office you’re running for.

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