Note: Replace this with something funny and witty. Or not. Today’s question: “Hey Walt, what do you think of Walt Disney World becoming an all-inclusive resort? What are the pros and cons?” Submitted by George K., Winter Haven, FL HI George, Thanks for asking. When we first broke the news, people cried about corporate greed,…
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We uncover the elite “Club 26.” ORLANDO, FL — Last week Uncle Walt’s Insider reported on the disappearance of Carousel 26 at the Orlando International Airport (MCO) baggage claim. As it turns out, in a rare case of our reporting being slightly incorrect, the missing carousel may not be missing after all. Instead of being…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: What will it do in winter?” Jeri, Ypsilanti, MI X: Hello…
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Guests were outrage to learn that a trip to a Disney resort could be expensive. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As we reported last week, Walt Disney World is converting to an all-inclusive resort. While most of the country didn’t read the article and thus didn’t know to be upset, the few people who read…
![The Tree of Life strikes oil. Photo by Jaimie Michaels [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, and John Trost [CC0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/tree-of-life-strikes-oil-768x432.jpg)
Black gold. Texas tea. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Details are sketchy, but apparently the oil rig used to construct the Tree of Life is more than just a frame. Guests at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park, Spa, and Nahtazu are reporting a plume of oil sprouting from the top of the Tree. The situation…