The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: What’s up with all the Epcot articles lately?” – Pedro P.,…
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Here’s how the Epcot Construction Closure will affect the average guest. And you. WORLD SHOWCASE LAGOON, FL — As we reported, Epcot will be closed for the next two years, at least most of it. And it will affect your vacation. [Ed.: We’re assuming here that your vacation will be at Walt Disney World. If…
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Frozen Ever After will remain open. And that new Space Restaurant thing. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — We at Uncle Walt’s Insider pride ourselves on our accuracy. [Ed.: Up to 19% now! That’s more than double CNN!] So when we publish mistaken information, we want to let you know as soon as possible. On Tuesday of…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’ve been trying to follow the whole impeachment story, but I’m…
The “2.0” renovations are just too extensive to allow for guests. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Fans of EPCOT Centre have been excited to learn of all the changes coming to the park in the so-called “Epcot 2.0” renovation. But during the construction, the world’s premiere vacation destination [Ed.: Walt Disney World, not The Holy Land Experience]…