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BREAKING NEWS: UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY

Not a surprise. No one's gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA -- The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing "(Step)Moms" yesterday, officials at the Uncle Walt's Insider Company announced today that the Uncle Walt's Insider will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure is because Uncle Walt's Insider has become extremely unpopular. No official numbers are available, but some sources are report that NO ONE has visited Uncle ...
May 26, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight
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Uncle Walt's Insider Week in Review

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for May 24

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: DISNEYLAND IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY! - Okay, this panic is getting out of hand. The (Step)Moms step in (get it?) with calm, reasoned facts. Tuesday BREAKING NEWS: DISNEYLAND TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY - Before you ask, of course it's true. Would we ever mislead you about anything? Wednesday CORRECTION: DISNEYLAND IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY - We're not called "Magical Fake News" for nothing. Learn a lesson from ...
May 24, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight
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Uncle Walt's Insider Week in Review

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for May 10

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: SHOULD ONE OF OUR WRITERS START A REAL NEWS SITE? - Is there a defector in the ranks of the (Step) Moms? Ve haf vays of finding out! Tuesday STAR WARS WEEKENDS ARE BACK! - They're rumored to be canceled. And that's true. Maybe. We wrote the article and we're still not sure. Wednesday SKYLINER WILL REOPEN AS "MONSTERS INC. DOOR-LINER" - Have you ever wanted ...
May 10, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight
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Disney, er, we mean, Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog. Totally original logo not at all influenced by DisneyFoodBlog.com (which we love, btw!).

Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: “Authentic” Churro

How does a churro from a Mexican restaurant stand up to those found at the Disney parks? Droopy. ROCHESTER, WA -- When you can't visit the parks because you're stuck at home in the age of social distancing, an authentic Churro will have to do. You, like us, have come to adore the churros at Walt Disney World and Disneyland. That crispy, slightly chewy, cinnamon-y treat with which some would say that the majority, or perhaps all of, our staff have become... what's ...
May 8, 2020 by Ub in Spotlight, Uncle Walt's Food Blog
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The new Monsters Inc. Door-liner. Photo courtesy of DisneyTouristBlog.com, used by permission.

Skyliner will reopen as “Monsters Inc. Door-liner”

It's especially good for guests with a strong grip and upper body strength. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- We had great hopes for the Disney Skyliner, but apparently it's a bust. Disney hasn't released official numbers, but word of mouth is that no one has ridden it in over a month. NO ONE! Add to that Disney's desire to add more thrill rides at the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa, and you've got the latest exciting attraction from the mind of the ...
May 6, 2020 by Marty in Florida, Spotlight
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