In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking; now heaven knows, anything goes. SANTA MONICA, CA — When Walt Disney first opened his beloved park (Disneyland), he mandated that the only mustache allowed in the park be on his face. Cast Member’s hair could be no longer than his, and…
“This whole trying to make a buck without ticking off a tyrannical Communist regime thing is hard!” — Adam Silver, maybe WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Seeking to avoid the international controversy this year’s China tour has brought, NBA Kommissar Commissioner Adam Silver announced that next year’s Global Games would be held in the World…
Repairs now give “better than 50%” chance of completing your journey. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Just a little over a week after the Great Skyliner Immobility of One-NinerTM (and Disney’s unpopular attempt to turn it into an attraction), the Disney Skyliner gondola system has reopened to guests. Park officials report that repairs and changes…
![Ford, seen here napping between ride vehicles. Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/harrison-ford-is-worn-out-768x432.jpg)
He’ll be replaced by audio-animatronics. DISNEYLAND, CA — Actor Harrison Ford, age 77, has informed Disneyland officials that he will no longer be playing Indiana Jones in the Indiana Jones Adventure ride. A spokesperson for the actor says that the repeated performances for each ride vehicle, involving rope climbing and outrunning large boulders, was becoming…
Docking at the Morocco and Germany Pavilions may not satisfy the “non-U.S. port of call” requirement, though. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In what is being called a cost-saving measure, the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa has reflagged its fleet of “Friendship boats.” The boats now are officially registered in the Bahamas. Having foreign-flagged…