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BREAKING: Brexit in effect; Epcot’s UK pavilion disappears

We interrupt your normally scheduled (Step)Moms Panel Discussion for this breaking news. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- While much of the United Kingdom celebrates its exit from the European Union and awaits what happens next, guests of Epcot were stunned to find that the UK Pavilion had disappeared. "It's just a bare patch of dirt now," says Gerald Myerly, a visitor from Boca Raton, Florida. "This was not totally unexpected," says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), "especially to readers of Uncle ...

February 1, 2020 by Marty in Florida, World

I wonder if we'll have to pay to use this cover photo now? Photo source: Literally everywhere.

Disney acquires “lady yelling at cat”; new Animal Kingdom land coming?

Don't look at the cover photo. Disney may soon charge you for it. BURBANK, CA -- In its latest move towards Total Domination of All MediaTM, the Disney Company has acquired ownership and all publishing rights in the "lady yelling at cat" meme. Sources say that the company is still considering how best to use the property. It's early in the process, but there may be a lady/cat feature film, a new series on Disney+, or a new land at Disney's Animal Kingdom ...

January 31, 2020 by Marty in Florida, Other

(Step)Moms Panel: How do you understand what Baby Yoda is saying?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm sorry, but I don't get it. Baby Yoda's a part of your panel, but all that's ever posted is his picture. And you all act as if he said something and you understand it? What gives? Help ...

January 29, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

Mug shot of Joe Rohde's Earring. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].

Joe Rohde’s Earring announces candidacy for President

It's already polling ahead of Elizabeth Warren. GLENDALE, CA -- Imagineer Joe Rohde is not running for President. But his earring is! In a statement released yesterday, Joe Rohde's Earring announced its candidacy as an Independent for the 2020 Presidential Election: I believe my unique set of experiences in business, government, and philanthropy will enable me to win and lead. As a candidate, I’ll rally a broad and diverse coalition of Americans to win. And as president, I have the skills to fix what is ...

January 27, 2020 by Marty in Other

(Step)Moms Panel: Best areas at Disneyland for a 3-year-old?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: We're visiting Disneyland with our almost-3 year old. What are the best areas for her to have safe, unstructured (i.e. not on a ride) play?” - Lillie, CA Walt: Hi Lyle, thanks for asking. I recommend taking a cruise on ...

January 25, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney