![Epcot's new Body Wars: the Covid Mission. Photo by Edward Russell [CC BY 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/epcot-body-wars-covid-edition-768x403.jpg)
Instead of investigating a splinter, you’ll be fighting a virus of some sort. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Finally, some good Covid-related news! No, there’s no vaccine yet. Yes, people are still panicking. But we’ll get a really cool Disney ride back! Body Wars is coming back to Epcot! Not sure how this will work…
It’s like an embassy, right? So the border rules apply. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In a press release filled with apologies, the Canadian government announced today that Epcot’s Canada Pavilion‘s borders will remain closed for the foreseeable future. Park guests who hold Canadian citizenship or who are permanent residents will be allowed entry into…
![The Trump animatronic; Inset photo: Boris Johnson. Photo by Foreign and Commonwealth Office [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/boris-johnson-with-trump-animatronic-768x403.jpg)
“How can we pass up the opportunity to create a Boris Johnson audio-animatronic?” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans have been excited about the coming Mary Poppins ride at Epcot’s United Kingdom Pavilion. (It’s apparently still there, even after Brexit!) Well, apparently the plans for that ride have been scrapped. Instead, the Pavilion will…
![COVID I, II, & III writer-director George Lucas. Photo by Nicolas Genin [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/covid-123-director-george-lucas-768x403.jpg)
At least if they’re like the Star Wars prequels, they won’t be infectious. BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios announced today that George Lucas is producing a new trilogy for theatrical release based on COVID 19. The new movies, given the working titles of COVID I, II & III, will be written, produced, and directed…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: It looks like people are still fearful of getting the virus, and…