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Step-planDisney: No membership stuff from D23; who do I call?

Uncle Walt's Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I joined D23 but have not received anything. Who do you suggest I contact for a real answer??" - Melanie Campbell, Kansas City, MO Walt: Hi Mel, thanks for asking. D23? Not familiar with that, I’ll have to look into it.  Marty: Hello, Belle! ...
October 4, 2022 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Step-planDisney: The rumored Cars/Raya/Moana/Frozen/Tangled/Garfield crossover movie – real or fiction?

Uncle Walt's Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will there be a crossover movie with Cars and Raya and the Lost Dragon and Moana and Frozen and Tangled and Garfield?" - Malikhi Brandon, Bellevue, NE Marty: Dear Brandy, thank you for writing. A crossover with Cars, Raya, Moana, Frozen, Tangled & Garfield? ...
August 25, 2022 by Marty in Other, step-planDisney
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We'll just add these to our collection. Photo provided by Pixabay, used by permission.

Uncle Walt’s Insider video inexplicably receives 14 Academy Award nominations

We only have one video on our YouTube channel. UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- Our phones started ringing at 6:30 a.m. Pacific Time on Monday, waking us up, with entertainment reporters telling us we had been nominated for an Academy Award. Of course, it was 2:30 p.m. in Svalbard, but we were still not yet up for the day. We were confused, not just because we didn't release any movies last year, or ever, but because the only video we've ever produced ...
March 18, 2021 by Marty in Other
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(Step)Moms Panel: What are your favorite movies?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: What are your favorite movies? Most Sincerely Yours," Elmo - Edina, MN Marty: Hi, Edina! We're honored that such a talented singer and actress is a fan of Uncle Walt's Insider! But please, do not sing Let It Go. You'll just ...
February 1, 2021 by Marty in step-planDisney
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A pretty graphic which says "We predict 2021" and has the UWI logo. Image [CC0] courtesy Pixabay.

Uncle Walt’s Insider: Our predictions for 2021

The Uncle Walt's Insider team discusses what 2021 has in store for us. Marty: Do we really want to do a prediction article? I mean, it's still December when we're writing this. I'm not convinced we're even going to make it to 2021. Walt: Marty, not if you keep eating those cookies from 2018 that you found in Harriet’s desk. I do think we should do a prediction article. It’s all the rage for a new year. Maybe a top 100 countdown as well? And ...
January 1, 2021 by Marty in Spotlight
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