Don’t look at the cover photo. Disney may soon charge you for it. BURBANK, CA — In its latest move towards Total Domination of All MediaTM, the Disney Company has acquired ownership and all publishing rights in the “lady yelling at cat” meme. Sources say that the company is still considering how best to use…
We’re very sorry for the mixup. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — In yesterday’s Uncle Walt’s Insider article, “Opinion: They shouldn’t have killed Baby Yoda in the next episode,” the author claimed to have received an advance copy of this week’s episode of The Mandalorian. The article complains of the needless death in the episode of such…
Seriously, what were they thinking? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Disney+’s original series in the Star Wars universe, The Mandalorian, has introduced pop culture to the lovable unnamed character pictured above. Referred to online as “Baby Yoda,” he has sparked endless memes and internet references. And he’s about to die. A preview screening copy Your…
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English viewers must purchase a $20/month “English Unlock Key.” BURBANK, CA — The long-awaited unveiling of Disney’s streaming service, Disney+, is here. And there are some mighty disappointed people who signed up. Skeptics who asked how Disney could afford to offer almost all of their content so cheaply now have an answer: the Disney+ app…
Disney’s new streaming service apparently won’t have anything good. OLD HOLLAND, NETHERLANDS — Our very own Uncle Walt has been traveling the globe for his upcoming book, The Global Churro. While visiting the Netherlands, our beloved [Ed.: And most favorited UWI Author, based on a recent round of voting by the team.] [Marty: I don’t…