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Oops. ANAHEIM, CA — Never mind. Sorry. Were you looking forward to seeing orange groves there again? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and tell everyone you know! Cover photo: Now no one will ever take…
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Not a surprise. No one’s gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA — The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing “(Step)Moms” yesterday, officials at the Disney Company announced today that the Disneyland Resort will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: So Shanghai Disneyland has reopened. I am hopeful that the U.S….
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I know you’re theme park ‘experts’, but I’m struggling with dealing…
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We have exclusive photographs of the festivities! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s that time of year again, when Orlando-area high school seniors gather at Walt Disney World to celebrate their graduation. And Uncle Walt’s Insider has exclusive photos of the event! Enjoy! [Ed.: Marty, I know we run this same piece every year. Don’t…