conspiracy Archives - Uncle Walt's Insider
We're offering a bounty on any photos of Mickey with George Soros. Photo via Reuters & WDWMagic.

Mickey Mouse spotted at the WEF in Davos

We're not sure what it means, but it can't be great. DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- Photographs surfaced yesterday showing clearly that Disney head cheese Mickey Mouse was among the attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Rumors have abounded for years that Mickey has ties to clandestine organizations such as the W.E.F, the W.W.F., the W.W.E., the New World Order, the Trilateral Commission, the Freemasons, The Pentavirate, and Meals on Wheels, but these photographs are the first documented proof. (Uncle Walt's Insider ... Read more
Is Minnie still alive? Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

Publicity stunt? Minnie Mouse very much alive

Guests report seeing Minnie Mouse since her supposed demise earlier this week. DISNEYLAND, CA -- Less than one week after Uncle Walt's Insider reported that a feral cat had eaten Minnie Mouse, some guests report seeing Minnie alive and well in the park. This is not only extremely suspicious, but raises several questions. What really happened? How could this have happened? Here are the possibilities, starting with the most likely and going to the least: (1) It was all a hoax, staged by Disney, in order ... Read more
Club 33 sign. Photo credit Josh Hallett via Flikr; Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic (CC BY-SA 2.0)

Lost guest discovers ultra-exclusive “Club 34”

Fans of Disney theme parks have long been aware of the existence of the exclusive Club 33 in California's Disneyland Park, a members-only retreat of fine dining tucked away in the Disneyland Park in Anaheim, California. But Hugoton, Kansas, native Melvin Plank insists that he has discovered an even more exclusive "Club 34" within the park. A storied history The more-known Club 33, which opened in 1967, was created at the behest of Walt Disney himself as a lounge where he could entertain ... Read more