Thank goodness we’re all normal now. BURBANK, CA — A 1930’s era photograph of Mickey Mouse Club members found in the Disney archives shows one thing very clearly: Disney fans used to be super-creepy. Just look at that photo. Seriously, look at it. A sizeable percentage of that group turned into serial killers, we’re guessing….
Pictured: Artist’s concept of the Camelot Inn & Suites Skyliner Station on Harbor Blvd. DISNEYLAND, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has just released new details on the coming Disneyland version of the Skyliner gondola system. Uncle Walt’s Insider can now confirm that the Disneyland Skyliner will connect to all 49 Good Neighbor…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: It used to be that Disney parks clearly celebrated Christmas, but…
We’re sure they had the idea first and Disney+ only copied them. Right. NEW YORK, NY — We’ve enjoyed Disney’s incredible video streaming service, Disney+, for over a week now. And apart from some devastating effects on the world’s economy, it’s been a big success. Well, apparently, sometime in the last week [Ed.: month? year?] NBCUniversal debuted…
Enjoy your day celebrating National French Toast Day!* Uncle Walt’s will return tomorrow with the latest and greatest in super-reliable theme park news. *If you’re in the U.S., that is. If you’re in France, we suppose you’re celebrating Journée Nationale du Pain Perdu Américain. Just kidding, folks. Happy Thanksgiving! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your…