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(Step)Moms Panel: WDW without Fastpasses or dining reservations?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: So now we know when Walt Disney World is reopening. But I also understand that all Fastpasses and dining reservations have been cancelled. How's it all going to work now?" - Sandra P., Bangalore, India Harriet: Just don't go to Walt ...

June 1, 2020 by Marty in Florida, step-planDisney

This will keep the Castle from being infected with guests. Photo by Michael Gray [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Walt Disney World reopens July 11th, 2025!

2025? Sounds like they're rushing into this. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Disney announced plans for the reopening of Walt Disney World at the May 27th Orange County Economic Recovery Task Force ("M27OCERTF"). A "phased reopening" of the parks will begin in just over five years! Jim McPhee (brother to Nanny McPhee), Senior Vice President of Operations for Walt Disney World, presented the plans. McPhee broke out into song --one written, of course, by Disney Legend Richard Sherman. It was a catchy number, ...

May 29, 2020 by Walt in Florida

(Step)Moms Panel: What is it with all these ‘Uncle Walt’s Insider closing’ articles?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: First Uncle Walt's Insider spends much of last week announcing Disneyland closing, or not. Now this week it says Uncle Walt's Insider is closing or not. What's the deal? Were you hacked? Is Uncle Walt's Insider closing? Are you ...

May 28, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

Uncle Walt's Insider is NOT closing permanently. We think. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

CORRECTION: Uncle Walt’s Insider is NOT closing permanently

Oops. Looks like we were hacked. Or incredibly lazy. Or going for clickbait. Like we would ever do that. ANAHEIM, CA -- Never mind. Sorry. Were you looking forward to Uncle Walt's Insider closing? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt's in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and tell everyone you know! Cover photo: Uncle Walt's Insider is NOT closing permanently. We think. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

May 27, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight

Now no one will ever take us seriously. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

BREAKING NEWS: UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY

Not a surprise. No one's gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA -- The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing "(Step)Moms" yesterday, officials at the Uncle Walt's Insider Company announced today that the Uncle Walt's Insider will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure is because Uncle Walt's Insider has become extremely unpopular. No official numbers are available, but some sources are report that NO ONE has visited Uncle ...

May 26, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight