Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WHAT DO CAST MEMBERS DO WHEN THEY’RE NOT WORKING? – Do Disney employees have a life outside of the parks? The (Step) Moms know! Tuesday UWI CORONAVIRUS POLICY: NO MORE THAN 50 READERS…
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Like Will Rogers and Congress, we never lack for material. ATLANTA, GA — CNN commentators have denounced Uncle Walt’s Insider for describing Disney’s two Chinese theme parks as “Disneyland Shanghai” and “Hong Kong Disneyland.” They claim that using description of the parks’ foreign location is racist. In our defense: (1) The terms are just a…
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“If only we’d known.” BURBANK, CA — Newly minted Disney CEO Bob “Robert” Chapek is kicking himself right now. (Figuratively, we presume.) The problem? The inexpensive pricing of Disney+, the Mouse’s new streaming service. “It’s the whole supply and demand thing,” Chapek told Uncle Walt’s Insider. “We set the price really low to entice people…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: How should I vote?” – Kent D., Faber OR Harriet: Just…
It’s like Superman and Clark Kent, but with an earring instead of glasses. BURBANK, CA — You heard it here first! Based on our exhaustedive investigative reporting, Uncle Walt’s Insider can now reveal that famed Disney Imagineer Joe Rohde and celebrated director and member of Monty Python Terry Gilliam are in fact the same person….