For one family, Disney’s virtual boat ride becomes a nightmare. HOUSTON, TX — Jason and Michelle Hawkins, like so many other parents, had to cancel their family’s Disney vacation due to the COVID-19 outbreak. But their attempt to reclaim the magic for their kids using YouTube ride videos went awry. They discovered the dangers of…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’ve been Bernie Sanders supporter. Now that he has dropped out…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS IN LIFE – There is literally nothing you can’t throw at the UWI (Step) Moms Panel. We’re used to ducking. Tuesday MICKEY MOUSE CLUB RETHEMED TO MICKEY MOUSE MAFIA…
Our Uncle Walt is at Walt Disney World — but no one else is! This is the fourth and final installment of Walt’s trip report from inside the (closed) gates. DISNEY’S ANIMAL KINGDOM, FL — Hi loyal readers, thanks for asking. By now you’ve probably received a communication in the post that states that all Disney…
Or until Disney lets the Mickey Mouse copyright lapse. Whichever comes first. BR’ER BANK, CA — In what is being hailed as a “triumphant return of Dear Leader” and a “glorious victory over the forces of oppression,” Bob “Robert” Iger has resumed his duties as CEO of the Disney Company. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun…