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  • Bob "Bob" Chapek was seen selling marshmallows for roasting for $5 each. Photo courtesy Disney Parks Blog.
    Bob "Bob" Chapek was seen selling marshmallows for roasting for $5 each. Photo courtesy Disney Parks Blog.
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    Animal Kingdom burns its Christmas tree to warn of climate change

    ByMarty December 9, 2021November 22, 2021

    Greta Thunberg was overheard to comment, “Blah, blah, blah.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park, Conservation Center, and Animal Spa has always included environmental awareness in its mission. Guests not only experience animal-themed entertainment, but they also learn about the world, delicate ecosystems, and mankind’s responsibility to our planet and other…

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  • We're hoping a nap and an ice cream cone will entice him to return. Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.
    We're hoping a nap and an ice cream cone will entice him to return. Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.
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    Biden animatronic angered when other Presidents start chanting “Let’s Go Brandon”

    ByMarty December 6, 2021November 22, 2021

    Except one who was using more colorful language. We won’t say who. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — More controversy from the Hall of Presidents at Disney’s Magic Kingdom Theme Park and Spa! Past issues include the Biden animatronic malfunctioning, leaving when questioned, and needing a pants change. And now the Biden animatronic has reportedly become…

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    Step-planDisney: Santa wants to know, what’s our favorite thing about Disney parks holidays?

    ByMarty December 3, 2021November 22, 2021

    The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: It’s hard to believe the holiday season is upon us again! What…

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  • Flavor Flav's favorite castle. Photo © 2021 Disney.
    Flavor Flav's favorite castle. Photo © 2021 Disney.
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    DOS and DON’TS of Walt Disney World

    ByMarty November 30, 2021November 22, 2021

    Who knows more about what not to do than Uncle Walt’s Insider?! Walt Disney World is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but … Forgive us; we were channeling Douglas Adams there…

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  • A passenger jet on final approach over Bay Lake, as seen from the Contemporary Hotel. Photo by Mike Belobradic via YouTube, TheMightyQuill [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, and maybe a couple of others. We lose track.
    A passenger jet on final approach over Bay Lake, as seen from the Contemporary Hotel. Photo by Mike Belobradic via YouTube, TheMightyQuill [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, and maybe a couple of others. We lose track.
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    This is why Magical Express was canceled! Walt Disney World Airport opens in 2022

    ByMarty November 27, 2021November 22, 2021

    We’re a little surprised no one staying at Fort Wilderness noticed the construction. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans frustrated with the end of Disney’s Magical Express may now have reason to chEAR — Walt Disney World’s new airport will open soon. Guests will now fly directly into Walt Disney World, without the need…

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