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Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: Pineapple Dole Whip

The secrets behind one of Universal's best drinks! UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD -- Time for yet another episode of everyone's favorite food blog! This week, we are heading back to Disney, to take a look at a fan favorite, the Pineapple Dole Whip. [Ed.: Wait, didn't we already do a Food Blog about Dole Whips? Whatever. It's been a month; no one will remember. Delete this note.] A Rambling Story that Doesn't Really Go Anywhere Looking back over previous food blogs, I feel like I've ...

January 13, 2020 by X in Spotlight, Uncle Walt's Food Blog

(Step)Moms Panel: What’s next in WDW transportation?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Now that Walt Disney World has monorails, boats, buses, Minnie Vans, and gondolas, what is the next transportation system?” - Zachary V., Miami FL Baby Yoda is now an official (Step)Mom (until he gets a better offer)! X: Sadly, not Segway ...

January 11, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

To be renamed Disney's National Lampoon's Vacation Adventure Theme Park. And the Disney Parks Moms Panel will have to spell that out each and every time they reference it. Photo © 1983 Warner Bros.

Disney in talks to acquire Walley World

California's first non-berry or -mouse related theme park is up for sale. ANAHEIM, CA -- Rumors have swirled for years about the Disneyland Resort adding a third park. Proposed locations have ranged from the Toy Story parking lot on Katella, to the Cast Member parking lot on Katella, to the Honda Center parking lot on Katella, to just having one long thin park down the length of Katella. Uncle Walt's Insider is happy to announce that none of those will be needed. Sources ...

January 10, 2020 by Marty in California

Could it be any worse than Disneyland Pyongyang? Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

BREAKING: Disneyland Tehran plans “on hold”

Things are a "wee bit volatile" at the moment. BURBANK, CA -- Sources tell Uncle Walt's Insider that plans for the first Disney theme park in the Middle East, to be located in Iran's capital city, are "on hold" for the moment. "The situation over there is just a wee bit volatile right now," Bob Iger our source tells us. "Tehran's government is out of control, there's unrest and violence everywhere you turn. It's a mess. No place to build a family theme ...

January 9, 2020 by Marty in World

Christmas in July. And February. And March. And April. .... Photo used by permission, via DepositPhotos.

WDW holiday decor to remain up: “Too much trouble” to remove

No word yet if "Festival of the Holidays" will become a year-round event. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Although the holiday season is behind us, guests at Walt Disney World will continue to enjoy the holiday decorations throughout the year. That's because they're all staying up. "I was watching a video on YouTube about Christmas decorations being put up at Disney World," says WDW President Josh D'Amaro. "It's amazing how much work goes into transforming the resort! And then I thought, it probably ...

January 9, 2020 by Marty in Florida