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(Step)Moms Panel: Disneyland is NOT closing permanently!

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: So Shanghai Disneyland has reopened. I am hopeful that the U.S. parks will follow someday soon. But now I'm hearing rumors that the original Disneyland may close permanently! Please tell me that isn't true!" - Jeff B., Santa ...

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for May 17

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WHEN WILL THE LOCKDOWN END SO I CAN GET BACK TO WORK? - A reader calls on the (Step)Moms' medical expertise. Ub can barely put on a Band-Aid. Tuesday JOE ROHDE'S EARRING EXPOSED TO COVID-19, IN QUARANTINE - Joe has to keep distance from his own earring! His earlobe is probably long enough. Wednesday PHOTOS FROM 2020 WALT DISNEY WORLD GRAD NIGHT - Walt Disney World ...

May 17, 2020 by Marty in Uncategorized

Epcot 2.0 Foldable. Concept art © Disney.

Shutdown bonus: Epcot 2.0 will be foldable!

It's the new trend in smart phone and theme park design. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- As anticipation builds over Samsung's new foldable smart phones, Disney Imagineers are using the technology in a new area: theme parks. Yes, after the current renovations, Epcot will be foldable! Uncle Walt's Insider spoke with Disney Imagineering chief Bob "Obviously the next Disney CEO" Weis about the changes. "It's something we couldn't have done while the parks remained open," said Bob "What is it with all these Disney ...

May 15, 2020 by Marty in Florida

(Step)Moms Panel: Help me with homeschooling!

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I know you're theme park 'experts', but I'm struggling with dealing with my kids' schooling during this shutdown. Do you have any advice for me?" - Camille N., Wheat Ridge, CO Walt: Hi Carl, thanks for asking. How exciting is it ...

May 14, 2020 by Marty in Uncategorized

Seniors celebrate Grad Night at Walt DIsney World. Photo by Joe Penniston [CC BY-NC-ND 2.0] via Flickr.

Photos from 2020 Walt Disney World “Grad Night”!

We have exclusive photographs of the festivities! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- It's that time of year again, when Orlando-area high school seniors gather at Walt Disney World to celebrate their graduation. And Uncle Walt's Insider has exclusive photos of the event! Enjoy! [Ed.: Marty, I know we run this same piece every year. Don't you think we should change the text?] [Marty: Nah. No one will notice.] Are you as depressed now as we are? ...

May 13, 2020 by Marty in Florida