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The land will be converted back to orange groves, we're guessing. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

BREAKING NEWS: DISNEYLAND TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY

Not a surprise. No one's gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA -- The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing "(Step)Moms" yesterday, officials at the Disney Company announced today that the Disneyland Resort will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure is because the park has become extremely unpopular. No official numbers are available, but some sources are report that NO ONE has visited Disneyland for almost two months! ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Disneyland is NOT closing permanently!

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: So Shanghai Disneyland has reopened. I am hopeful that the U.S. parks will follow someday soon. But now I'm hearing rumors that the original Disneyland may close permanently! Please tell me that isn't true!" - Jeff B., Santa ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Help me with homeschooling!

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I know you're theme park 'experts', but I'm struggling with dealing with my kids' schooling during this shutdown. Do you have any advice for me?" - Camille N., Wheat Ridge, CO Walt: Hi Carl, thanks for asking. How exciting is it ... Read more