All the other websites have maps. Why not us?
UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- In what can only be described as "shocking" (it's right there in the headline, see?), a new map of the United States of America provides amazing insight into our current condition. Uncle Walt's Insider is the only place you will see this information, at least until Snopes tries to fact-check us again.
"As you can see, there are many different colors on the map," said Marty Ralks, creator ...
The ride takes six months, but the Disney Dining Plan is accepted.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- An Epcot ride that's "out of this world" just added a more realistic space experience.
Mission: Space, the spaceflight training simulator, has been dividing up guests into "Orange Team" and "Green Team" queues, based on each rider's enjoyment of vomiting. Well, now Disney has unveiled a new "Red Team" option, pictured above, which they promise will give guests the most complete space experience yet.
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