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Apple to acquire Disney

We assume the deal includes the parks. City parks, that is. CUPERTINO, CA -- In a recently leaked memo from CEO Tim "Bob" Cook, it appears that Apple, the first company to hit $3 Trillion in valuation, is poised to spend some of their stockpiled cash on acquiring Disney! Fans of Mickey Mouse dismayed by our misleading headline need not worry, however. In the leaked memo, Cook allegedly says, "Disney, Oklahoma, has a low population, and our research has shown that it would ...
January 8, 2022 by Walt in Other
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Will golf get a reluctant hubby to Walt Disney World?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm trying to get my husband to take our family to Walt Disney World, but he's just not that excited about the idea. He's an avid golfer, and I know Walt Disney World has golf courses. What can ...
September 25, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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(Step)Moms Panel: Why isn’t Disney, Oklahoma, like the other Disney parks?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I want to visit every Disney park around the world eventually. I've already been to Disneyland and Walt Disney World and love them. So recently I went to Disney, Oklahoma -- and it was nothing like any other ...
September 21, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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