So apparently when you wrap a fireworks shell in a mask, it doesn't work the same? Huh.
MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- As billions of guests once again pass through Disney parks turnstiles each day around the globe, one thing has been missing: fireworks. It's been over a year since Disney put on a fireworks show.
Or so we thought -- Disney (the company) insists that the fireworks never left!
A muffled Fantasy in the Sky
"The fireworks?" Disney (the company) spokeschickperson Disney (no relation) explains, "We've ...
We only make up stuff when we want to start a rumor. (This, for example.)
BOCA CHICA, TX -- For the first time in Walt Disney World history, fireworks did not explode over Cinderella Castle as the clock struck midnight on New Years Eve.
In fact, Disney has not launched a barrage of exploding shells into the sky since the parks re-opened, after closing due to the Great Churro Shortage of 2020. This has left Disney, the second largest purchaser of explosives ...