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Former official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].

Joe Rohde’s Earring suspends campaign, does not endorse anyone

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them. BURBANK, CA -- Joe Rohde's Earring yesterday is suspending its campaign for the presidency. The brief press release issued yesterday gave three reasons for the decision. The campaign just never gained traction, due to "the quarantine preventing campaign events," "difficulty in fundraising," and the fact that "as an earring [it] is not Constitutionally eligible for the office." Because the campaign is only suspended, Joe Rohde's Earring could re-enter the race ...
June 3, 2020 by Marty in Other
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Official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].

Joe Rohde’s Earring campaign falters in NH after Iowa accusations

Sources say the Earring helped design the Iowa Caucus app. CONCORD, NH -- After a strong showing in last week's Iowa caucuses, Joe Rohde's Earring only finished second in yesterday's New Hampshire primary. The dangly presidential candidate finished with 18% of the vote, trailing Democratic front-runner Cory Booker. The stumble came as news of a potential scandal broke. Allegations have surfaced accusing the Earring of having a hand (so to speak) in the creation of the disastrous Iowa Caucus app. Uncle Walt's Insider ...
February 12, 2020 by Marty in Other
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Mug shot of Joe Rohde's Earring. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].

BREAKING: Joe Rohde’s Earring takes Iowa caucuses

Voters want a candidate that can win and look stylish doing so. DES MOINES, IA -- Having announced its candidacy for president just one week ago yesterday, Joe Rohde's Earring is certainly making a splash in the 2020 Presidential Election. Uncle Walt's Insider can announce that, with all precincts reporting, Joe Rohde's Earring has won the Iowa Democratic Caucuses with 53% of the vote. We will continue to follow the campaign. Also, you can follow Joe Rohde's Earring on Twitter at @realjoesearring. UPDATE 10:34am: ...
February 4, 2020 by Marty in Other
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