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Pretty much the same park, except for the added firepower. Photo lifted from Twitter: @fakethemepark.

Fake Theme Park possibly moving to Texas

Sure, the picture looks the same, but you can tell it's in Texas from all the concealed-carry bulges. TWITTER -- As predicted by absolutely nobody, Fake Theme Park has joined the growing list of entities that have announced they are moving to Texas. In a now-deleted tweet, the popular theme park announced that they would be relocating from their current home in **FILLER TEXT** [Ed.: Be sure to find out where they're located before we publish this!] to a swampy inlet not far from ...
January 26, 2021 by X in World
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Vacation somewhere besides Disney???

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: If I have to take a non-Disney vacation, would you recommend Montreal, Riyadh, Zhejiang, or Dallas?" - Liz W., Portland, OR Marty: I'm sorry, what? Non... Disney... vacation...? I know what those words mean, but not together like that. Anyway, ...
November 6, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: When will Disney build a park in Texas?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Do you think Texas will ever get a Disney park?" - Jeffrey McCowan, Abilene TX X: Other than an Alamo car rental place (I remembered it, but Hertz gave me a lower rate), why would anyone want to go ...
November 2, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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The Disney monorail stopping at the number one Texas landmark, Buc-ee's. Photo by lee leblanc [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.

Photo feature: Monorail goodwill tour reaches Texas

The Walt Disney World monorail stops at all the important Texas landmarks. WACO, TEXAS -- The 2018 Monorail Goodwill Tour continues across the 48 contiguous U.S. states and Hawaii, and is now criss-crossing Texas. Here are some photo highlights from the various Texas landmarks visited on the tour: Did they miss any Texas landmarks? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt's in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and tell everyone you know ...
November 24, 2018 by Marty in Other, World
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