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Pretty much the same park, except for the added firepower. Photo lifted from Twitter: @fakethemepark.

Fake Theme Park possibly moving to Texas

Sure, the picture looks the same, but you can tell it's in Texas from all the concealed-carry bulges. TWITTER -- As predicted by absolutely nobody, Fake Theme Park has joined the growing list of entities that have announced they are moving to Texas. In a now-deleted tweet, the popular theme park announced that they would be relocating from their current home in **FILLER TEXT** [Ed.: Be sure to find out where they're located before we publish this!] to a swampy inlet not far from ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Vacation somewhere besides Disney???

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: If I have to take a non-Disney vacation, would you recommend Montreal, Riyadh, Zhejiang, or Dallas?" - Liz W., Portland, OR Marty: I'm sorry, what? Non... Disney... vacation...? I know what those words mean, but not together like that. Anyway, ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: When will Disney build a park in Texas?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Do you think Texas will ever get a Disney park?" - Jeffrey McCowan, Abilene TX X: Other than an Alamo car rental place (I remembered it, but Hertz gave me a lower rate), why would anyone want to go ... Read more