Stupid Guest Tricks

Some good stories there are indeed, sadly i still have no first hand stories to tell myself. Except cigatte smoke at the train station when i kow for a fact, no one was smoking... i determined it to be Walt Himself.

i try to appeal to the demographics of my boat, if it looks like there are mother in laws on board, i tell it, but if it's full of teenagers, i tell a different joke. My favorite set up, even though it isn't in the OG, goes as follows: "this is a bengal tiger, bengal tigers can weigh up to 2000...

OG= Operational Guidelines, they are manuals that dictate the way in which we operate an attraction, and when we are finished being trained on an attraction we sign a paper that says we know what's in the OG, and that we will abide by it, and some other stuff that if you were to actually read, you m...

MY TURN! so yeah, jungle script huge, over 100 pages front and back full letter size, at least i think it's that many. Deviation from the script is considered a terminable offense, depending on the deviation, current management, if it was offensive, why you did it, and if you even realized you were ...

umm, so i hear we're all going to the park or something, i sorta just can't remember when, and am much to lazy to figure out where it's posted, or how to find it. Someone enlighten me please. PS there's a good chance i won't check this thread until it's long lost so best to just send me a message, o...

This would work great if a majority of guests could see the plan before they enter the park, just so they can plan out the quickest way to get to restrooms, churrostands, etc. beforehand. I'm actually already divising something, i ran it by a few leads from different places, it's mainly for GC, i'm...

YAY ME!
i'm finally back at trains too, i love parades, but i'm not missing it right now.

So recently I had the honor of taking my trainer's last trip, and then later in the week my friend's last trip, and two more next week. So far my favorite spiels that i have heard have been: (this one is rather funny, but it was the sad point of my trainer's last trip) the piranas: I haven't seen a ...

a former perhaps? Or a noob...

he was about 6' maybe 250-300, a kinda big guy ( i think) it was dark, and he was back of the crowd, so hard to tell. By the looks of him, he might have been an engineer, just had that kinda look about him.

I just walk up to them, and tell them to give them back. I've never gotten flak, i think once i just walked up and put out my hand, and they took them off and put them in my hand. I'm not planning on ever going over safety and stuff. They belong to Disney, not you, and you will give them back, if yo...