If attractions had tag lines, what would they be?
Autopia: Just like bumper cars!
Big Thunder: [476] days without a fatality
Columbia: It's not a %&!$#? pirate ship!!!
Innoventions: No, it is NOT stupid and pointless
Pirates: No, Johnny Depp is NOT here
Pooh: If you thought that was great, try it on acid!
Screamin': Stop asking questions
Small World: 250,000 plastic dolls can't be wrong
Space Mountain: It isn't broken down ALL the time
Tag Lines
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Re: Tag Lines
I did something like this for a friend when new hires request a specific
attraction.
New hire CM: "I want to work on...."
Mansion :Hey, It's YOUR funeral.
Steam Trains :May I derail your train of thought?
Splash :You'll love that great big drop... in scheduled Winter hours.
Space :No one will hear you scream
Buzz :Your treadmill will now be started
Classics :Home of the wicked queens!
Thunder :It's the most scrutinized ride in the wil-l-l-l-l-lderness!
Monorail :You'll be exiting the park!
attraction.
New hire CM: "I want to work on...."
Mansion :Hey, It's YOUR funeral.
Steam Trains :May I derail your train of thought?
Splash :You'll love that great big drop... in scheduled Winter hours.
Space :No one will hear you scream
Buzz :Your treadmill will now be started
Classics :Home of the wicked queens!
Thunder :It's the most scrutinized ride in the wil-l-l-l-l-lderness!
Monorail :You'll be exiting the park!
If you ever stop and ask yourself: "How do they dress themselves?"
Congratulations and welcome to my world.
Congratulations and welcome to my world.
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tenprincess
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Re: Tag Lines
We did this for tomorrowland, and I can only remember two of them.
Carousel of Progress: This is not the blue trains.
Tomorrowland Transit Authority: Yes, this is the blue trains.
Carousel of Progress: This is not the blue trains.
Tomorrowland Transit Authority: Yes, this is the blue trains.
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Main Streeter
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Re: Tag Lines
Poor BT. Sad but funny when a CM :D:PirateJohn wrote:If attractions had tag lines, what would they be?
Big Thunder: [476] days without a fatality
Pirates: No, Johnny Depp is NOT here
Screamin': Stop asking questions
Space Mountain: It isn't broken down ALL the time
Depp hangs @ ToT this yr.
Space may be 105 but one darn flash is still out. Every other pic will be very dark. Prepare to be yelled @ during entire shift cuz facillities forgot again :(
"You work here? You must be SO rich!"
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Re: Tag Lines
Canoes: If you don't row we don't go. Or NO WE ARE NOT ON A TRACK
Mansion: Yes I am real no Eddie Murphy is not here.
Pooh: Yes we took out the Country Bears for this.
Mansion: Yes I am real no Eddie Murphy is not here.
Pooh: Yes we took out the Country Bears for this.
Look Duckies!These are the rafts TO the island. Not AROUND, not OVER, not UNDER and not THROUGH. Thank you for riding T. Saywer's shuttle service please visit again.
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SoarWhoreCoCo
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Re: Tag Lines
Test Track: "We're sorry this testing facility is currently NOT experiencing technichal difficulties" :D:
:horseappl Hey guys!... now I know why they call it Nugget Way!
:supercat: Super Size my Love Nuggets
One of the most feared of all weapons..."Poo On A Stick"
:beaker:MEEP!:beaker:
:supercat: Super Size my Love Nuggets
One of the most feared of all weapons..."Poo On A Stick":beaker:MEEP!:beaker:
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Karnever
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Re: Tag Lines
Splash- Yes this ride has water in it and yes you will get wet
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Kilimanjaro Safaris: Yes, those ARE real animals
Pangani Forest trail: We have big gorillas, we have small gorillas, we even have medium sized gorillas (I actually heard a CM spieling this to try and attract guests once)
Pangani Forest trail: We have big gorillas, we have small gorillas, we even have medium sized gorillas (I actually heard a CM spieling this to try and attract guests once)
Re: Tag Lines
Tiki: the birds sing the flowers croon, and the tikis, um tiki.
Jungle: tours departing right now and returning... sometimes.
Thunder: you only get wet if you pee yourself.
indy: you only get wet when you go upside down, going upside down is not part of the ride.
steam trains: this isn't the monorail
pyro: "tear" the electric parade is no longer in this park.
DCA parades: PLEASE sit and watch, PLEASE! (ECP last febuary)
Jungle: tours departing right now and returning... sometimes.
Thunder: you only get wet if you pee yourself.
indy: you only get wet when you go upside down, going upside down is not part of the ride.
steam trains: this isn't the monorail
pyro: "tear" the electric parade is no longer in this park.
DCA parades: PLEASE sit and watch, PLEASE! (ECP last febuary)
Gimme some soft serve!
Re: Tag Lines
DCA: All the fun of a theme park without all those annoying attractions! :D:
The world is a carousel of color
Oh yeah, WELCOME HOME!
Oh yeah, WELCOME HOME!