Pictured above (L-R): Winnie the Pooh, Chairman Xi Jinping.
BURBANK, CA -- Sources within the headquarters of The Disney Company confirm that the character of Winnie the Pooh is being "retired" worldwide, at the request of Chairman Xi Jinping of China.
Uncle Walt's Insider spoke with Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) about the change.
"It's been long known that Chairman Xi is sensitive about his uncanny resemblance to Winnie the Pooh," Disney (no relation) said. "It's even confused Joe Biden from ...