"How can we pass up the opportunity to create a Boris Johnson audio-animatronic?"
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Disney fans have been excited about the coming Mary Poppins ride at Epcot's United Kingdom Pavilion. (It's apparently still there, even after Brexit!) Well, apparently the plans for that ride have been scrapped. Instead, the Pavilion will get a "Prime Minister's Questions Experience" animatronic show.
"It's not that we don't like Mary Poppins," says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation). "It's just that, ...
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step) Moms: What do you think of the UK Prime Minister proroguing Parliament?" - J. Corbyn, London
Just don't go to Walt Disney World. There are already enough people there without you.
Guys! We got a letter from James Corden! Wow!