We seem to recall reading that "the love of money is the root..." something, something.
PARIS, TEXAS FRANCE -- Disneyland Paris is going back to its roots. Beginning next week, the resort will change back to its original name: Euro Disneyland.
The change comes at the behest of beloved Disney CEO Bob "Bob" Chapek, who took time away from protesting Florida anti-grooming laws to return to his primary passion: money.
"The original name was better," Chapek was maybe overheard to say. "I mean, ...