Little Mermaid remake canceled; activists demanded real mermaids be cast
Social Justice Warriors claim a victory for Pisci-Americans everywhere. BR’ER BANK, CA — The Disney Studios has canceled production on its live-action remake of 1989’s The Little Mermaid. The move follows controversy over its casting. Apparently, activists decry the fact that no actual mermaids had been cast in mermaid roles. “Sure, back in the 80’s…