We were promised there wouldn't be math in this job.
ANAHEIM, CA -- While the Disneyland Resort and Viral Spa has reopened to the public (and, surprisingly, not in Texas), it is only allowing up to 25% of its normal capacity through the gates. Therefore:
Club 33 is now Club 8¼. Hopeful soon it can be Club 11 or Club 16½.
You're only allowed to have ¼ of the fun of a normal visit. Seriously, Gavin? No screaming on rides?
Mickey balloons ...